The idea of the world ending could be interesting, if I cared about any of the people in that world. I don’t. Kirsten Dunst’s Justine (though well-acted) is a lazy, privileged depressed young woman who sucks everyone around her into her vortex of pain. Charlotte Gainsbourg (typically sour-pussed) plays her co-dependent sister, Claire. Claire is so used to enabling and cleaning up after Justine that she doesn’t know how to begin to have a life of her own. Kiefer Sutherland very nearly steals this movie, as the only reasonable character, Claire’s husband John. His comic response to discovering that he has been wrong all along--the planets are colliding--is almost worth the remaining three hours of torture. John Hurt, Charlotte Rampling, Alexander Skarsgard and Stellan Skarsgard prove nothing more than that Lars Von Trier has a supernatural ability to lure A-list actors into his poorly-written, egocentric fantasies.
Von Trier structures the narrative as a two-act. The first act (“Justine”) introduces us to Justine, her path of destruction and the beautiful, pristine world she and her family inhabit but don’t appreciate. She barely tolerates her own lavish wedding, then deliberately sabotages her brand-new marriage. The second act is titled “Claire”, but focuses on the approaching newly discovered planet Melancholia and whether or not it will collide with Earth. The location, art direction and costumes are breathtaking. The shots of Melancholia, in particular, are a truly exquisite and appropriate use of CGI. If only the writing justified all the effort. It’s not that the movie has no substance or message--it does. Von Trier is trying to depict depression and its effects through the metaphor of Earth’s destruction. Justine, as a person who always feels shitty, doesn’t get too worked up about the actual end of the world.
Von Trier sabotages his own movie (much like Justine does to her marriage) by indulging in a masturbatory exercise in being LARS VON TRIER. His characters are smothered by his own ego. They are banal, spoiled, irritating people who are impossible to invest in. At one point, when the collision is imminent, Claire tries to escape to “the village”. I found myself saying, “Yes, please. Escape to the village so we can see how some real people are handling this crisis.” Udo Kier, as the wedding planner, sums up my feelings best when he refuses to look at Justine and says, “She ruined my wedding. She’s dead to me.”